I really hate people right now.
Oh gosh, this people make me tired…
What I wouldn’t do for some curly cheese fries, ah.
Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says “Come...– The art of “no,” continued: Saying no when you’ve already said yes. « CaptainAwkward.com I love this post SO MUCH. (via heavenearthandhoratio) Oh wow. I love this (via gallifreyan-hallows)
The cuckold is so fickle
spooky-mr-charles: spookyfear: muslimrave: one time a boy tried to pull my hijab off i punched him in the face closed fist, short swing, right in the jaw there is a point where you stop trying to educate people and start making the consequences of their racist bullshit real fuckin clear. Fuck yeah you do I live forever
WHEN YOU RUN INTO A GUY YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE...
sakafxkhrd: amsterdamgayz: hahahaha STORY OF MY LIFE! that is the story of your life XP
I allowed a simple man to take me off my game.
*stretches* Know that I’m awake I’ll be taking his head off and diving deep back in to the sugar bowl were women like me belong. They always want us but never love us.
bobster855: Legitimate rape - the new birth control method. reblog forever
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lovemyblack: So you have been invited to a professional mixer. You work hard at your job and now comes the time to meet other professionals in your field at a “Mixer!” You’re excited, but nervous-what do you do, what is the appropriate behavior, how can you get new clients? Of course your very own…
Please keep my face off of instagram
The young one keeps taking my pictures and posting them. Then he tells me about it because I don’t have one. Please. Don’t.
I'm kind of upset I missed Philadelphia's slutwalk
I’ve been seeing signs but was too lazy to look up the date, so I missed it
I forgot to tell you ladies Pet saw me with...
and now he won’t stop texting. I. Haven’t. Responded. Once. Before he was all these are all the fucks I give. Now I have a closet full of fucks because he’s acting all butt hurt. You have your our little playground of women you toy with. We both know this, yet you are stuck on me? Oh I know why. He lost out, my patience has ran dry. Tsk tsk, now he wants my attention? *edit*...
Dumpling is coming in a half hour
and I’m still in my t-shirt and panties…
I appreciate all of my followers
I don’t have a ton of you, but you make my day.
4 days, 6 messages
Cuckold. Doesn’t not recall his donations he’d offered. Aww, now I’m sad. No one gets candy for free. Not with me.
My dearest dumpling
It turns out he’s a sub and didn’t know it. We went into one of our friendly neighborhood sex shops the other day looking for some particular toys when his eyes wandered to other areas of the store. He starts browsing the collars and picks up this cute little yellow and black leather one. I assumed it was for me because it matched the restraints we were looking at. Then he says,...